“Send me a naked picture
By the U.S. mail
Write a pornographic letter
You know I won’t tell”

“Oh God, I Wish I was Home Tonight” – Rod Stewart

at the eye doctor’s because my rx sunglasses are giving me a headache. she chuckled and told me, welcome to 40

just saw a guy walking out of fantastic sam’s … I so wanted to tell him to get back in there and have them try again