I may have to become a Clippers fan! ❤ Blake!!!!!! Sports are way more fun to watch if you’re seeing the game live! And where else are hot dogs an acceptable dinner????

Today would have been my paternal grandfather’s 95th birthday. Primo deserves a celebration. I will toast him later and make sure that all of my bread is buttered to the edges. Damn I miss him. He was the best. The best, Jerry, the best.

goodnight iPhone. goodnight iPad.

world sure has changed.

At the beginning of “The Big Lebowski,” the Dude buys half and half at the local Ralph’s. Why couldn’t it have been Vons? Then the movie would have been über perfect!

one blog is all I can be expected to handle. all other blogs are on double secret probation until further notice

where have the last 10 weeks gone!?!? it doesn’t seem possible that I’ve had nothing to say … well, I need to buckle down … this here blog’s address has been included in the annual Christmas letter. this is gonna be interesting

guy next to me in first. blowing his snout into a FILTHY hankie. like with bloody streaks. i’m not going to make it

it took a 3 week break for me to realize how much I hate flying