WTF? another ticket? that’s 3 in 54 weeks. FUCK. should have bought a Camry 🚨🚔🚓

Grandma and Grandpa Baker before Donger went into the lake. Big lake

one year ago tonight, I sat in the same hotel and waited to download her Christmas song for her fans. loved it then, love it now … “stuck on fuckin’ you.”

My dog has completely nested in my comforter. There was gravel on my side of the bed and she’s snoring. There is a dirt like substance on Joe’s side. She doesn’t want to get off of the bed. Looks like we’re sleeping in squalor for the comfort of Miss Lola

it’s no secret that I do not care for traditional Christmas. I really can’t stand most of it. so, how ironic is it that I have had to suffer through THREE holiday performances this season. I’m good for the rest of the decade. scarred

naps are what I’m going to miss the most when I go back to work. maybe I should move to a land where they embrace the siesta?????

until Festivus … and do I have a list of grievances. But, in an effort to protect the guilty, I’m not going to publish the list. I don’t know if I can handle that kind of scandal. But I trust that the douchebags will get run over by the Karma bus in the end.

all of the presents are wrapped, boxed and ready for transport to the 909

and we’re all snuggled in!

forgot to report that Lola and I felt both earthquakes centered out near the 909 yesterday. we need a little vaykay. we’re thinking Hawaii.