put on your fucking shoes! disgusting, crab spreader!!!!!

really? how hard was this to miss? it is a Little Debbie wrapper, which reminds me of “Camel Walk” by Southern Culture on the Skids, but still grossed out

are you kidding me? why is this idiot’s bag suddenly the problem of every flight attendant on this plane? doesn’t fit in the sizer? then check it! what a tool.

really? burger king breakfast? why would anyone think their fellow passengers would want to smell that shit????????????

never noticed before, but the overhead bins, first section of first, are dedicated to life rafts, boats, whathaveyou. i hope we don’t have a water landing, but I’m happy the yellow doodles are there, just in case. well, this guy didn’t concur. he was mad that his bag had to go behind him.

if we go down, he’s so not allowed on my raft.

these two idiots were kicked off an earlier flight today, squatted in the exit row so they could sit together and just started yelling about how American sucks. (duh, but you don’t say that stuff on a plane). I told them to zip it or the pilot would kick them off for being terrorists. wide-eyed, they looked at me and shut their mouths. I am a liar, but I couldn’t take their yammering OR a delay while they kicked them off another flight

traveling is so classy

Leslie at the Admiral’s Club in Chicago just mixed up a batch of some kind of drink, that is in a pitcher, dipped a spoon in it, tasted it and replaced the lid. She did not double dip, but it was disgusting. Get a glass. This is precisely why my cousin, David, has an excellent point when it comes to his stand against eating potluck food under any circumstances. People are pigs