The good news is that I’m back on the treadmill when the weather is too icky at the beach to walk. The bad news is for my neighbors. I sing along with my iPod at the top of my lungs when I’m on it. And I’m tone deaf. It can’t be pretty. But life is easier when you’re thinner, so they can suck it

someone with my sense of humor merchandised the cards in the liquor department at Vons. nothing says “cope” better than a 40. I wonder if they have brown paper bags?

I feel a certain responsibility for the well-being of my sister. Even though she’s almost 37. I worry. So, when a call drops and I can’t get a hold of her for a couple of hours, well, text messages like this get sent

everyone has a secret that would break your ❤. how incredibly upsetting is that? what if someone has more than one??? sad. need to read something happy.

I must really be sick. I just turned down a trip to Vegas with one of my BFFs. Part of me said no because I known how much trouble I’ll get into, the other part of me knows I need to buckle down and make some cash, and the last part of me wants to be responsible. the last two are kinda the same, but when did I grow up??? I want my Peter Pan back! or maybe I don’t. I don’t know what I want. but something is amiss if I turned down Vegas.

what is with these “recipes?” they’re INCOMPLETE. are they just to make the batter? then what? this isn’t going to end well

maybe I need to embrace my roots? i think this is the year I buy an airstream. not to live in, but like to use for a clubhouse.

better to be safe than sorry.

“I’m only happy when it rains.” -garbage

to see if my tiara is on straight or not!!!!!