security theater

Standard

“random” TSA check at SEA.

the agent told me today was electronics testing day!

so, i asked her to define electronics.

she hesitated and was like, “laptops and stuff.”

i said, “oh, okay. i need a BIG table.”

i pulled out a laptop, 2 iPads, my phone, a point and shoot camera and every power cord i had. she was obviously irritated. she had to swipe and check like 10 things.

i win.

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