Monthly Archives: January 2018

the gift

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sometimes you are in receipt of a gift that is more amazing than you ever could have imagined.

today, my gift arrived.

new colleague at work told me, in front of the peeps at our dinner table, that i am either the most interesting person he’s ever met, or the scariest. what a fabulous compliment. my work here feels done, but i think it’s just beginning.

i swapped Black Cherry šŸ’ Pie in for Stay Puft, aka Fluff today

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the salesman cleaned out my car for me when i was in finance. that included a dirty towel, gym shoes, sandy mandals, sea glass, mints, hair ties, sharpies, 17,000 reusable bags, my pink iPod, an air freshener, some homemade mix CDs, old business cards, benedryl. tylenol, a nail file, a Cubs visor, leopard print umbrella, two hello kitty flashlights, a black light, an LED light, a myriad of cords, my insurance and registration cards in a yellow hello kitty envelope, a jump rope, gym bag, wrist wraps, etc BUT NO TAMPONS. i’m so disappointed. who am i?