so, i’m doing a little shopping in super cute downtown + historic Grapevine, TX tonight; killing time before my flight.  i walked out of a store, clicked the keys to the silver Camry i was assigned, walked around and got into the car.  the car felt weird.  the seat was all wrong and it smelled funny inside the car.  i couldn’t figure out what was wrong.  then i saw the white hard hat on the passenger seat and realized i was in the wrong car!  the car parked in front of me was a silver nissan altima, which was clearly left unlocked.  thank god no one saw me.  i do feel a little dirty.