vomit.

I think I fell in love again

maybe I just took too much cough medicine 

I’m the best worst thing that hasn’t happened to you yet

the best worst thing

-Fall Out Boy

Ballsack of 13E has made contact with my motherfucking elbow.  There isn’t enough Purell on this plane to fix this situation. 

 W

and we are off to DC.  my Hillary Clinton Action Figure is proving to be a lot of fun, and she is certainly a conversation starter.  tonight we are flying to IAD, a place she knows well

has The Plague of Economy Class.

10 day course of antibiotics.

WOW.

to 12E:  I hope I give you the plague for standing your elbow in my ribs