plane is late.  we were notified HOURS ago that we’d be delayed by 30 minutes.  no biggie.  until it turned into almost an hour and we are still waiting.  why?  because the crew was late.  the pilots hustled, but the FAs?  they had to be torn away from CNN.  not kidding.

board the plane to find out there is no bathroom.  is this grey hound?

American puts the ass in class.