okay, so, this is all based on 2nd hand information and I reserve the right to use creative license as I see fit.

so, there is this dude, he is post 50 and sports a ponytail. he will be referred to as Pony Boy or Unicycle from here on out.

he told the owner of our gym that the beat workout is done on ones unicycle. (Hence nickname #2). Unicycle claims that he used to ride his one wheeled machine from Venice Beach to the Hollywood Sign. seriously. how would one accomplish this given Los Angeles traffic? but I digress.

about one month ago, Pony Boy approached the owner of the gym and advised that his daughter is breastfeeding and is considering selling her surplus and would he be interested in purchasing the superfluous milk for the Athletes?

and then the jokes started.

and then I had a brilliant idea.

and thus, Unicycle Brand Breast Milk for Athletes was born.