ignore grammar. one drink in.

in the gate area at the airport. server comes up to me and I’m like, I think I’m going to drink my dinner … I’ll have a Mai Tai and a water. “The Esquire Mai Tai or the regular one?” I was like, the one on the inside of them menu and I pointed it out. He was like, well, that’s $13.99. I was like, so? then he carded me. PETULANT.