you are a terrible teacher.  if i knew everything about accounting and taxes, um, well, you wouldn’t have a job, JA!  your industry is full of acronyms and complex rules, lax and regulations.  i know that.  that’s why i have YOU.  to explain it to me.  layman’s terms, but don’t be condescending.  we can’t all be good at everything.  oh, and just because i am a girl doesn’t mean i can’t “comprehend” this stuff.  i just choose not to because it bores me so severely that i am concerned that i may bleed out of my eyes.  and we know, from Jeannie Bueller, that is super serious.

here’s to hoping my husband agrees to let me fire your sorry ass.  i don’t listen to him often and i’m not sure why i started now.

best, calmer than you.