last year, the Sinks gave me a beautiful starfish ring. a tragic accident destroyed the starfish ring and I was devastated. well, Fred, the King of the Starfish, down at the Empire, heard of my sad tale and sent me a new one for this Christmas. I’m a lucky girl.

I have no reason to be, but I am.

the Butter “Fairy Cake” glitter nail polish I have on my fingernails may never come off. f.

If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

I need to write 500 words a day. Drunk, when possible. Well, that is, according to Hemingway.

If I need 9 cups of sugar, and each cup of sugar weighs 7 oz, how many pounds of sugar should I buy??

it’s been two months since I’ve posted here? wow