so, this lady walks into the salon and asks for a “toenail cut and a paint job.” that was hilarious enough. the owner was like, “pick a color” and we’ll be right with you. then the owner was like, “and how are you today!?!” Maxine answered, “I’m okay. Well, I’m not really okay. I’m bad.” No more words were spoken and I hope she doesn’t kill herself before I get out of here.