So, is Boron where Borax and the mules come from? And isn’t that soap? I was driving on the 58 between Mojave and Barstow today and noticed all of these references to the unless and soap and a town that rhymes with moron. Curious

I’m gonna have to borrow this from Garth Brooks … “Oh the stories we could tell if it weren’t for the code of the road.” How fucking true

I gotta get out of town. I’m slowly going insane. I am taking a Thelma and Louise trip. Sans the Louise and sans the dramatic, suicidal ending. But I am hoping for Brad Pitt. 💜d him pre-Jolie.

LAX to CDG via ICELAND.

leaves a week from tomorrow.

$5,612.

i wish i had the balls to fucking book it and just go.

tomorrow has to be better than today.  and yesterday.  i am so blah.  not happy.  not motivated.  so close to buying a ticket to the south of france and saying fuck it.

Fast Food Religion Gives God Heartburn

The Bible is bread for daily use. Not cake for special occasions.

Today is 3113. A palindrome. My favorite

this airline has become much more civilized since I flew them last. I may not hate this