boys have it so easy. they roll out of bed, run a comb through their hair, hopefully brush their fangs and they’re out the door. girls, on the other hand, have hair to blow out, make-up to apply, legs to shave, etc., etc., etc. it’s not fair. boys have no stress in the morning, yet the tone of my entire day has been compromised because my eyelashes wouldn’t curl right. oh the humanity!