Kristine came over unannounced today. She sent Sidney to the door. I was still in my pjs and I didn’t care if Sidney saw me in my unwashed state, so I invited her inside. Sid had some stuff to drop off and some stuff to pick up. I sent her home with 2 bottles of wine for her parents, which I was going to walk out to the car for her, still in my pjs. I stepped off of the porch and find that Kristine has introduced herself to our new neighbor and had the balls to say, “hey, Julie, this is Blake.” I was like, “um, nice to meet you, I will come over and properly introduce myself when I’m not in my pjs.” I could have died. I told Joe about the malfeasance and told him that I’d take over some wine when I cleaned up. He was like, no, maybe they don’t drink. You should make cookies. Kristine is going to be making those fucking cookies. 🍪