guy next to me in first. blowing his snout into a FILTHY hankie. like with bloody streaks. i’m not going to make it

it took a 3 week break for me to realize how much I hate flying

put on your fucking shoes! disgusting, crab spreader!!!!!

really? how hard was this to miss? it is a Little Debbie wrapper, which reminds me of “Camel Walk” by Southern Culture on the Skids, but still grossed out

are you kidding me? why is this idiot’s bag suddenly the problem of every flight attendant on this plane? doesn’t fit in the sizer? then check it! what a tool.

really? burger king breakfast? why would anyone think their fellow passengers would want to smell that shit????????????

never noticed before, but the overhead bins, first section of first, are dedicated to life rafts, boats, whathaveyou. i hope we don’t have a water landing, but I’m happy the yellow doodles are there, just in case. well, this guy didn’t concur. he was mad that his bag had to go behind him.

if we go down, he’s so not allowed on my raft.