these two idiots were kicked off an earlier flight today, squatted in the exit row so they could sit together and just started yelling about how American sucks. (duh, but you don’t say that stuff on a plane). I told them to zip it or the pilot would kick them off for being terrorists. wide-eyed, they looked at me and shut their mouths. I am a liar, but I couldn’t take their yammering OR a delay while they kicked them off another flight
Aug22
